Anonymous said: I want to fuck you ;)

Ooh, really?

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Anonymous said: Morpheus, Venus, and Plutus

Morpheus: do you daydream often? Of what?

Kind of, and usually I think about being more cool or having money. Haha.

Venus: OF COURSE.


Plutus: do you have a job?

Yes. I work in a deli, inside a grocery chain called Safeway, in California. Glamorous, I know.

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Anonymous said: Aphrodite & Venus

Aphrodite: what do you think of yourself?

I think I’m a good guy, with good intentions… But at the same time, I think in just a raging asshole. Lol.

Venus: have you ever had your heart broken?

Of course! Multiple times! Who hasn’t?

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Anonymous said: i wanna get a tattoo on my thigh but i feel like im too big like too thick idk lol i've lost weight i feel much better my legs have some definition but i still dont know.

Do it anyways. I’m actually planning on tattooing my thighs in the next few weeks. Even if it’s something small or all-encompassing don’t worry about it, just do it. And I expect to see it when it’s done! (If you do it)

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Anonymous said: Gpoy...what is it? :/

Gratuitous
Picture
Of
Yourself

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Anonymous said: 69 98 1

69. Have you ever 69’d? Did you enjoy it?

Of course! Who hasn’t? My bf and I do it quite frequently. Funny thing, it’s the only time I opt to be underneath him by choice. (Cause I feel like my weight will crush him if I lay on top of him :/)

91. What’s your naughtiest secret?

I already answered this… Still ain’t got no panties on. Lol.

1. What’s your favorite position and why?

I like missionary, mostly cause I can just make out with my bf directly. Although we fuck a lot from behind, so maybe that? Haha.

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Anonymous said: 49, 87, 91.

49. If male, are you well endowed?

I’m average, maybe a little above. GIRTH.

87. Have you ever had sex in public? Would you?

Do handy j’s count? Lol, and no, probably not.

91. What’s you’re naughtiest secret?

I ain’t got no panties on… Cause it’s too hot for that shit.

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Anonymous said: S

S. A random fact about myself.

I have never, ever, had any type of sexual interaction with a girl. Never. Nothing.

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Anonymous said: B.E.J.T.Z

B. Favorite band.

Marilyn Manson.

E. My best friend.

I miss her dearly :(. She moved like three hours away from me.

J. What I want to be when I get older.

Tbh, I really don’t know.

T. Age I get mistaken for.

Like 25-26.

Z. How are you?

I’m doing alright. You?

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Anonymous said: You seem like a nice, cute, dorky guy! Kinda my ideal type for friends and boyfriends...

Well I’m available for the friend option.

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Anonymous said: I love when you reblog beef!

Everybody needs some beef ;).

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Anonymous said: I love your blog but I'm always super scared to see smut on my dash in public :$ at least it's hot!

Lol, I’ll be in line at Starbucks and all that’s on my dash is dicks.

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Anonymous said: V M L

V. Last time I cried?

Today, while watching Pacific Rim. Damn you Idris Elba!!!!

M. Virgin or not?

I think we all know the answer to this one… I’m a virgin, like ewwwww, sex!?

L. One of my insecurities.

My body.

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Anonymous said: H G D A

H. Do I smoke/drink?

I quit smoking in 2012, and I only drink when I feel comfortable enough.

G. Sexual orientation.

Flaming homosexual.

D. Hardest thing I’ve ever been through.

The death of my grandfather.

A. Why my last relationship ended.

It was a long distance relationship. We’re still great friends though, so I’m happy I was able to keep that.

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Anonymous said: I want to poke your belly...:3 yes I know I'm weird :3 :3

It’s not really that weird. My likes to poke it all the time.

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