Multiple times.

Multiple times.

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Tags: life why

Honestly, if you call yourself a top… And you DON’T eat ass… You need to reevaluate your life.

"But you don’t (insert annoying stereotype here) like you’re gay!"

I swear, that has to be the most, THE MOST, annoying/rude phrase I’ve ever had spoken to me.

Some coworkers still question time to time if I’m actually gay… Like wtf, do I need to show them some certification proving my fucking gayness? Documentation that I’ve actually engaged in homosexual acts? A DAMN GAY GREEN CARD!?

I don’t get it. I know this has been talked about before, but how dare people question something that-

A. Has nothing to do with them

Or

B. Something I didn’t choose.

My bad for not fitting into your western civilization stereotypes on being gay. Never have I ever tried to be “straight-acting” (I love myself too much to do that), I don’t conceal myself to make others comfortable. If anything, I push all boundaries to get people (specially coworkers) to realize that the gay you see being portrayed in movies/tv is not the gay that I go to bed and wake up with everyday.

Coffee and Pizza are WAY too true.

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Me at work.

Me at work.

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Tags: me gpoy life

Walking to the store like-

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Is this why my bf stays in sweats!??!

Is this why my bf stays in sweats!??!

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zirconn:

this is the best thing i’ve seen today

zirconn:

this is the best thing i’ve seen today

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budweiner:

when a gay guy shames another gay guy for ‘acting too gay’ 

image

I get shamed for being “alternative”… Fuuuuuuuuck youuuuh.

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Tags: life

What I did at work today.

What I did at work today.

Fuck your damn egg nog, creme brûlée, peppermint bullshit. Pumpkin spice needs to be available year-round >_<. (Side note: I actually drove and my got myself coffee without slaughtering anyone! I only have a driver’s permit, sooooooo….)

Fuck your damn egg nog, creme brûlée, peppermint bullshit. Pumpkin spice needs to be available year-round >_<. (Side note: I actually drove and my got myself coffee without slaughtering anyone! I only have a driver’s permit, sooooooo….)

jehmz:

aminaabramovic:

cinematic clapback of the century

gives.me.life.

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blueskypenguin:

slashydrunkard:

theholmeslessdoctor:

I HAVE WAITED FOR THIS GIFSET FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE

THIS IS WHY GIFSETS WERE CREATED

Life. Is. Complete.

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