Walking to the store like-

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Is this why my bf stays in sweats!??!

Is this why my bf stays in sweats!??!

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zirconn:

this is the best thing i’ve seen today

zirconn:

this is the best thing i’ve seen today

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budweiner:

when a gay guy shames another gay guy for ‘acting too gay’ 

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I get shamed for being “alternative”… Fuuuuuuuuck youuuuh.

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Tags: life

What I did at work today.

What I did at work today.

Fuck your damn egg nog, creme brûlée, peppermint bullshit. Pumpkin spice needs to be available year-round >_<. (Side note: I actually drove and my got myself coffee without slaughtering anyone! I only have a driver’s permit, sooooooo….)

Fuck your damn egg nog, creme brûlée, peppermint bullshit. Pumpkin spice needs to be available year-round >_<. (Side note: I actually drove and my got myself coffee without slaughtering anyone! I only have a driver’s permit, sooooooo….)

jehmz:

aminaabramovic:

cinematic clapback of the century

gives.me.life.

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blueskypenguin:

slashydrunkard:

theholmeslessdoctor:

I HAVE WAITED FOR THIS GIFSET FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE

THIS IS WHY GIFSETS WERE CREATED

Life. Is. Complete.

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Not gonna lie,

I really, I mean REALLY, wish I had more chest hair.. CURSE YOU LATIN GENETICS!!!!!!

Literally my childhood.

Literally my childhood.

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You know what I don’t understand..

Is that people like to make assumptions. For example, people see me and my boyfriend together and like to make assumptions/judgements/etc. on who “wears the pants” in our relationship…

Just fucking stop right there. I don’t agree for one fucking moment on the whole gender roles assignment on gay couples. One is more masculine/feminine than the other.. Seriously? Are we STILL in the Stone Age?

For example:

My face is usually clean shaven, I take care of my skin, I buy large amounts of beauty products, dress (somewhat) flamboyant, I paint my nails, I detest getting dirty..

My boyfriend has a full beard, chest hair, is extremely handy, likes getting dirty, can work on a car and actually accomplish things, dresses “normally”, can go without some deodorant.. Not that any of these things really define us, but they’re just traits that people see on the surface.

So people automatically assume he wears the pants. That I’m some delicate flower that needs tending.. It’s annoying.

And, cuz I know people think thoroughly, that I’m a bottom.

Well, I’m not.

All of this based on appearance.

I play video games, work, lay around and be fat and lazy. He’s a chef, loves cleaning, gardening, can fucking WERK IT in 8 inch stilettos..

We’re always breaking the mold.

So, stuff your judgments. You’re stereotypes. We both wear the pants. That’s that.

chekhov:

a double gold star gay is a gay guy who has never had sex with a girl and was also born via c-section… never came out, never came in

And I’m extremely proud to be a double gold star gay, thank you very much!

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~Cosplay / Halloween Special effects makeup Megapost~

allhollowseve:

Makeup:

How to cover your eyebrows

Acne covering makeup

Smokey eye

How to apply fake lashes

How to apply blush

How to apply foundation

How to apply eyeshadow

Contouring/highlighting

Winged eyeliner

Special Effects:

Flesh eating bacteria effect

Bite wounds

Gunshot wounds

Unzipped mouth

Slashed throat

Fake cuts

Knife wound

Tattoos:

How to make a temporary tattoo

How to cover tattoos

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