#rimjobs

File under “things I excel at”.

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Still not feeling well. Is this cold what I get for wanting summer to end? Are sumMER COLDS EVEN A THING?

Still not feeling well. Is this cold what I get for wanting summer to end? Are sumMER COLDS EVEN A THING?

So I just noticed I have over 1,000 followers on here… FUCK YEAH! Thank you to all who follow me, for whatever the reason may be 😁😍💋. I know I’m not the hottest or most interesting person out there, but it means so much to me. So a big thanks 🍕!

So I just noticed I have over 1,000 followers on here… FUCK YEAH! Thank you to all who follow me, for whatever the reason may be 😁😍💋. I know I’m not the hottest or most interesting person out there, but it means so much to me. So a big thanks 🍕!

I still can’t believe they modeled an emoji after my face.

I still can’t believe they modeled an emoji after my face.

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iri-draws:

more tsundere sharks
GASHUNK!

iri-draws:

more tsundere sharks

GASHUNK!

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vogue-pussyxo:

me

When my boyfriend takes more than five minutes to respond..

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ME

ME

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Mijo on the streets and Papi in the sheets

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"I can be someone’s & still be my own."

— Shel Silverstein  (via soulmadecheerful)

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Having a gay ol’ time at work.

Having a gay ol’ time at work.

I tried. Lol.

I tried. Lol.

Here’s another selfie, cause why the fuck not.

Here’s another selfie, cause why the fuck not.

Afternoon nap= I WOKE UP LIKE SHIT. (Also, this color makes me look fat)

Afternoon nap= I WOKE UP LIKE SHIT. (Also, this color makes me look fat)

Me, in high school… And for the rest of my life.

Me, in high school… And for the rest of my life.

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Can somebody please pay for me to have a tummy tuck and lipo? kthanksbye

Can somebody please pay for me to have a tummy tuck and lipo? kthanksbye